#sacred-wisdom

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"New Age Hype Don't 'honor your feelings.'Half the time they're full of shit.Don't 'embrace' anything without a pulse.Mindfulness should include not listening to quacks."

"Talented [10w] Being called talented brings with it more hatred than applause."

"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"First Day at Harvard [10w] Smartest kid in the roomwalks into room of competitors."

"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Prevailing Wins [10w] Truth prevails in private, bullshit in public, integrity in spirit."

"Recollection [10w] Recollection recategorize memoriesby sorting them out into different collections."

"Occam's Razor [10w] I shaved with Occam's razor and he shaved with mine."

"Discrete vs. Discreet Moonlight falls upon my feet,beyond the sun's overwrought conceit.I'm painted pristine white, without the heat;reflection's cool reflection~ how discreet!"

"Soup [10w] Never marry anyone who eats their soup with a ladle."