#sage-advice

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Mind's Eye What vain man is not a hero in his mind's eye;What egoist not the protagonist upon which the world revolves?"

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Ballz Deep & Strange Haiku [1] Down the schnapps, third eye,cat flaps, pussy hole, fish lips,cha cha, ooo la la."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."