#sage-advice

"Ferdinand VII of Spain {Couplet} He who can false loyalty feignshall sit twice upon the throne of Spain."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"Upgrading [10w] Promise them the worldto get the universe in return."

"The Wonderful Wonder Between the 'Onenesses' [10w] + [10w] + [10w] + [10w] If you can imagine time running backwards, death becomes birth;The moment before conception, becomes our oneness with the universe.Therefore, we shouldn't fear death because oneness returns to oneness;The wonder that happens between these onenesses is God's gift."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Retail Haiku [7w] LollapaloozaLiquidation Blowout Sale.Everything Must Go!"

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Valentine's Day 1 [10w] Valentine's Day affirms the promise that love can be sustained."

"Oppressor vs. Oppressed [10w] Love somtimes disintegrates into becoming the oppressor or the oppressed."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Love's a Sacred Vessel [10w] Love's the sacred vessel embracing the mystical energy of evolution."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."