#sage-advice

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Barnum & Bailey Circus: The Greatest Show on Earth... ...when you can't afford Cirque du Soleil."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"What happens when you trip China's Premier Li Keqiang on a banana peel? Your wind up with an even more slippery slope."

"Off the Hook True story...A cop pulls me over for speeding.He says, "What's the hurry?"I say, "I'm running awayfrom a bad marriage."He laughs and says, "Drive carefully."The officer lets me go.Beyond the practical lesson thatmaking a policeman laugh may get you off the hook,there's a certain poetry here in the unexpected connection ~for what is a poemif not a moment of surpriseworth retelling."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Wherefore Art Thou, William [10w] Every Shakespeare mouse 'tis tim'rous and every lover 'tis fuck'd."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."