#sage-advice

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Fat Bungee Jumpers When I watch a fat woman bungee jumpI swear I can feel the earth leaving its orbit."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Expectation [10w] Eyes that see with expectation lieby not querying, 'Why."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"Poetry Trek: 'To Boldly Go Where No man Has Gone Before' A poet must get into spaceship every dayand launch himself into metaphorical space."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"Pun vs. Puny [10w] + {Couplet} "His penis was a pun,judging by the predictable groans.The hours set by innuendos,the seconds by the moans."

"Death is Opening Night Everything's that happened yesterday is a rehearsal for everything that will happen..."

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"The Stink of Hate {Couplet} When haters write they raise a stink;must be the venom coursing through their ink."