#sage-advice

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Why I Don't Carry a Cellphone [10w] It's a sign of servility you can be contacted anytime."

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Broken [10w] + {Couplet} "His gifts have become broken things, hidden from my view,Sitting on a shelf, above my shoes, like exterminated Jews."

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"The 'Ugly' Poet [10w] Poets develop cleverness with wordsto compensate for their unattractiveness."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."