"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"
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"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."
"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."
"Penetrate the Mysteries "If you ever hope to penetrate the mysteries of the universe,you've got to buy her a drink first and then pretend you're listening."
"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."
"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."
"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"
"In the Future [1]: (criminals) In the future we're going to find a wayto turn criminals into wordsand then place them in parentheses."
"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."
"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."
"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."
"If You Can't Think, You've No Right to Speak [10w] Our Constitution's guarantee of free speech specifically excludes fucking idiots."
"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."
"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."
"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."
"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."
"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."
"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."
"Lady Gaga Haiku A cow has a big head, deep voice, a long tongue, butLady Gaga he's not."
"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"