#sage-advice

"Depression vs. Death Depression is anger turned within causing misery and hopelessness.Death is hate turned within until it totally eats you alive."

"Jealousy [10w] Jealousy's like being reprimanded for a crime you haven't committed."

"Diet and Exorcise [10w] The most effective diet is hanging around with fat people."

"What is God? [17] [10w] God has a fondness for cosmology and carbon-based life forms."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"When in Doubt [10w] If your relationship becomes stagnant,set fire to her dress."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Dialogue Knowledge compromises its truthonce it ceases to be a dialogue."

"Tangled [10w] Love becomes a tangle of roots submerged in common soil."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."