#sage-advice

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Persistence If persistence is the foundation of all success, how come persistent liars and nags aren't more successful?"

"Revenge [10w] Revenge is a long game;all you need is time."

"Mercy vs. Revenge "May God have mercy on my unfaithful, back-stabbing, adulterous husband because I sure as hell won't."

"Pussy Whipped I was pussy whipped with four lashes.It was a helluva threesome ~but I still can't get the damn mascara off my one-eyed snake."

"Cancer [10w] It's odd that the cancer that kills you is you."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Err 2 [10w] To err is human, to make it a habit, assinine."