#sage-advice

"Legacy To leave a legacy,you first gotta leave your leg in the door."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Kansas State Motto Ad astra per aspera. [9]Flat land and flatline intelligence."

"Small Degrees Lobster don't fathom they're being cooked,like relationships being snuffed out in small degreesbut in reverse, as love begins to freeze over, trapping you in a impenetrable ceiling of ice until you drown."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."

"Love [10w] Love is a time machineset to your perfect present"

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"Argument [10w] Argue for the sake of resolutionnot for arguments sake.."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Rebellious Fish [10w] Sometimes swimming against the current turns you into glazed salmon."

"Death & Poetry Nothing softens the blow of death like a cushy poem to fall upon."