#sage-advice

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"What One Vulture Said to the Other I have a bone to pick with you ~which end shall we start on?"

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Words of Wisdom [10w] Words of wisdom worth saying wouldfit on a T-shirt.@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@:::::@­:::::"

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Virginia Haiku "Bowl of chili for me.She'll have the Cheesy Western.Both with, add a slab."

"The Unspoken Speaks Volumes Stillness brackets the exchanges between lovers. Itis not the lack of sound, but an encapsulated silenceof resonance. Resonant silences stand like bookends, embracing their thoughts;though formal pleasantries vibrate the air,they are more ritual than communication.The couples true intents are articulated in the unspoken.Two bodies.One soul."

"Party Hat [10w] Circus clowns, Frenchmen, and sanitation workers look better in party-hats.."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Vacations for Souls [10w] When souls are bored in Heaven they vacation in Hell."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Sumerian Haiku Sumerian whoregrabs my wedge, says: 'I love aman in cuneiform."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."