#sage-advice

"Talking to Myself I used to talk to myself until myself criticized myself.Now I'm giving myself the silent treatment."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Iowa Haiku "We're not really dull,we are just misunderstood.Weed helps dull the pain."

"Teenagers [10w] Teenagers are the lone survivors of a ruthless hormonal holocaust."

"Sex Kitchens of the Future [10w] Her entire kitchen was made of silicone ~ including her breasts."

"Don't Mess with the Queen {Couplet} The first man harnessing the secrets of fireCannot compare with the revelation of your sovereign ire."

"Fighting For Your Life [10w] 'Everything will be alright,'doesn't mean we stop the fight."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Silly String [10w] Life' an absurdity radiating from a spine of silly string."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."

"AMTRAK: See America at see level... even though we cost twice as much as a plane and get you there 3 days later."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."