#sage-advice

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"

"Virtual Reality [10w] The only thing better than reality is perfected virtual reality."

"Ars Poetica: Write Poetry on a Black Slate Poetry should be written on a black slate of imagination,the poet artfully allowing images to emerge from the dark."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"What Women Want [10w] What women want is a feeling of security with abs."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"The Dangers of Second Hand Smoke "Second hand smoke can be harmful becauseif you don't put out that fucking cigaretteI'm smashing your head open with this baseball bat."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Entrepreneurs [10w] A man should be judged by the companyhe sells."

"Good vs. Great [10w] To be good twice is a true mark of greatness."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."