#sage-advice

"What Teenage Boys Do On Their Computer All Day [10w] ctrl alt delete ex-girlfriendcut paste Penelope Cruzpost Facebook"

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Amputees Smart phones and the internet are the prosthetics our century cannot live without.Until we can put them down to take a quiet walk in the woods,we are all amputees."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"Heaven [10w] Heaven’s not a destination ~it’s a way of processing life."

"Underage-Killers [10w] Underage-killers like making a whooshing sound when they shoot people."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Keep Your Day Job Bitch [10w] + {Couplet} If you've guessed that I'm blessed,augury ain't your strawberry."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."

"Maintaining the Distance between Wealth and Poverty [10w] The nouveau riche are far more ruthlessthan the rich."

"Lubbock, Texas Haiku Oil wells, Hub of the Plains.Stinks like an armpit."

"Clairol: Does she or doesn't she... ...take it up the ass."

"Enemies [10w] I prefer my enemies death than apologeticfor closure's sake"