#sage-advice

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Got Hate? When a hater cozily whispers shit in your ear about them,what does that say about you?"

"Thank You Dick Wolf [10w] TV crime shows taught me it’s best to lawyer up."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Yams vs. Sweet Potatoes vs. Cassava vs. Popeye [10w] "I am that I am that I am a yam."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"My Secret for Out-of-the-Box-Thinking To help me writein my signature out-of-the-box style,I sit in front of my humidifier that I've filled up with Grey Goose vodka.My humidifier is now at Underwriters Laboratoriesin a 12-Step Programand buddied up with a de-humidifier."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"they=""use=""to=""be=""so=""sweet"=""[10w]=""Parent's should celebrate change in their children;they're growing up."

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Life is like a sandwich!Birth as one slice,and death as the other.What you put in-between the slices is up to you.Is your sandwich tasty or sour?Allan Rufus.org"

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"Miss Universe Contest Protest Haiku Fundamentalists protest Miss Universe contest.Go home, beat their wives."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Soulmate My Ass [10w] Aspire to marry the person the least wrong for you."