#sage-advice

"A Chuck Yeager Moment {Couplet} There's a sonic boom resonating in my head as I break through the 2000 HP follower watershed."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Government Intrusion [10w] + {Couplet} America's biggest illusion is the beliefthey're free from government intrusion."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"Noah [10w] God, I love rain too ~but this is fucking ridiculous!"

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."

"Pizza vs. Internet Porn I'm still debating whether pizza or internet porn is the best thing ever invented.I've already jack-off three times while eating a double-cheese pepperoni piemaking my careful deliberations."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"