"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."
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"Harlem P.O.V. Everything outside Harlem's the boondocks,where hayseeds opt out of Nikes for Reeboks."
"Death Ride Denied At the stables of your agonyDeath brought his morbid mareTo whisk you from your woeful wantsAnd coax you from your cares.A ride you did deny this princeAnd bid him soft farewell,Hoping the morrow must be brighter sinceYour yesterdays were hell."
"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."
"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"
"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."
"Reckless vs. Diet [10w] I live too recklessly to worry about low carb diets."
"Love in the Afterlife [10w] Maybe I'll love you in the afterlife.This life, fuhgeddaboudit."
"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."
"DNA [10w] DNA's the last hope of our species,spiraling to extinction."
"Diplomacy The diplomat's expert way of saying 'They should go fuck themselves' is:"We are agreed in principleand will take our minor differencesunder thoughful consideration."
"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."
"California Milk Processor Board: Got Milk?... ...cuz I got a fucking hangover."
"Suicide Note [10w] "Don't ask why I committed suicide.Question why everybody doesn’t."
"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."
"Poetry as Conspiracy [10w] A poem is unspoken conspiracy between the reader and poet."
"❞ [10w] "Let's cuddle like a quotation mark filling a blank page."
"Sometimes God is Drunk [10w] Satan's sudden appearance means God is on a drinking binge."
"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."
"The Tigger Journals [10w] "Honestly, I'd rather be alone than with that unbearable Winnie-the-Pooh."