#sage-advice

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"Becoming [10w] We're a becoming whose final shape is unknown to all."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Love vs. Control [10w] A lover you can control is not worthy of having."

"Food If food comes with a labelthat's warning enough you shouldn't eat it."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."