#sage-advice

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Myself [10w] "I don't really know myself;he's only a tenuous acquaintance."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Romantic Ring Ceremony Define this wedding ring,with which I betroth thee unto me forever,not by the confining boundaries of it's goldbut by the empty circle within -that perfect portal to your loving heartyou have opened for me, and me alone -as I have opened mine for you."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

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"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"The Bard's Haikus about Haiku Listen to Shakespeare,'Iambic pentameterand haiku don't mix.'A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise mannever writes haiku.If you tickle usdon't we laugh? If you wrong usshall we not haiku?The good men dolives after them; the evil'sinterred with haikus.Some are born great, some achieve greatness, some scribblesome shitty haikus."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"New Year Resolutions I [10w] Change my voice;unclog my ears;open my heart."