#sage-advice

"Concatenate /kənˈkætəneɪt/to link together, as in a chain Do you concatenate cats by tying their tails together or do you just stuff the tail of one into the mouth of the other?Which method is better for yanking your chain?"

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Objective Journalism Foreign journalists will always compromise objectivity to preserve relationships that give them better access."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"New Year's Revolving Door [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} 2015's revolution commences with the overthrow of New Year's resolution.Seek not absolutionfor our weak character's immune to evolution."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Finally, I Know Who I Am You are what you eat.~ Ludwig Andreas FeuerbachWe become what we think about.~ Earl NightingaleI'm a Horny Pizza!"

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Chlorophylia [10w] + {Couplet} Few things amaze as the paletteof the autumn blaze."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"Infinite Promise The carrot of infinite promise always dangles just inches beyond our noses.The trick is to surreptitiously switch that carrot for a zucchini."

"Overheard at Ashtanga Yoga Class *"I don't know my he left me. I even had a rabbit's food hanging from my dreamcatcher.""Maybe you should've used a little more suction and a few less amulets."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."