#sage-advice

"Hermits vs. Rising Real Estate Costs [10w] Hermits can no longer afford a cabin in the woods."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Virtual Reality [10w] Bliss is a virtual-reality headset coupled with a virtual-reality hooker software."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"Rain Check I'm a shitty typist and speller, I hunt and peck,I wrote, "i LeFt mY sWeEtToOtH iN yOuR nEcKoF tHe WoOdS, cOuLd YoU pLeAsE bRiNgIt BeCk."Surprisingly, you did,and left."rAiN cHeCk."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"Now [10w] + {Couplet} Whether you Hurry up! or P r o c r a s t i n a t e,the NOW doesn't discriminate."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"I [10w] 'I' is a wellspring in the desertoverflowing with life."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"2D or Not 2D [10w] The best thing about a two-dimensional world is nobody's fat."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."