"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."
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"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."
"Earth Smile The lip of the mountain smiles ochrewhen the drumming raindrops take root.Pigments from yellow to deep orange to brown,form crowns of light, mirrors reflecting fire ~the ire in the earth, the smirk of the dirt."
"Don’t Let the Dead Fish Fool You [10w] Even the eyes of a dead fish can reflect light."
"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."
"Ringtones Haiku 'Oy! Dai, da-ye-nu,Dai, da-ye-nu, Dai, da-ye-nu...'"Answer your fucking phone!"
"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."
"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."
"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."
"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."
"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."
"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."
"Meek [10w] Blessed are the meek, for they've learned how to duck."
"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."
"Boundaries [10w] Receiving bribes blurs the clear boundaries between friends and enemies."
"Memory Foam [10w] She had an ass like an elephants memoryfoam pillow."
"Poets Be Realists! Poets be realists!It's O.K. to keep your jobs ~just don't quit your day dreams."
"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."
"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."
"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."