#sage-advice

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Self-Motivation [10w] "Today I'll do something more extraordinarythan I did yesterday."

"Grave Dancing for Dummies {Couplet} They danced at my grave when I was buried at sea;with my haters drowned, I'm now totally free."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"How to Exercise Caution [10w] Walk in the counsel of the wickedon your treadmill."

"Lady Clowns [10w] Lady clowns drip menstrual blood in seven luscious rainbow colors."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Renewal Cream [10w] The features of the human face are enriched by poetry."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Regret [10w] Regret's more about lost opportunities than about paths we've chosen."