#sage-advice

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"Leaping lemmings! Leaping lemmings!I so adore ya'Can't get enoughJust want more’o'ya'!When I've had my fill'o'ya',I long for anotherRefill'o'ya.So, let's cut my spiel And here's the deal:I'm just gonna' haveta' cloneya'!So, when we're doneJust having fun --I'm just gonna' haveta' boneya'Again."

"Crest Toothpaste: Look, Ma, no cavities!... ...that'll really piss off the TSA agents looking for contraband."

"Child on a Swing Haiku Child screeches like birdas swing reaches for heaven.Stars fill his pocket."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"McDonald's I love and rescue stray dogs, duct tape Burger King crowns to their heads and set them loose in McDonald's."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Family [10w] Family is a truth pill ~ just beware of an overdose."

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Six-Pack [10w] A six-pack of beer's inversely proportional to six-pack of abs."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Lowbrows vs. Highbrows If you show something lowbrow to a highbrow does it wind up becoming crusty eye caca?"

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"