#sage-advice

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Women Kissing :-)*(-: Women kissing publicly it has all the sincerity of an Israeli soldier hugging a Palestinian secretly checking for an explosive vest.* ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿’̿’̵͇̿̿з=(இಠ ᴈ muah εఠയ=/̵͇̿̿/̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿ ̿*自"

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Beloved Poetry [10w] Write poetry like it’ll convince your beloved who to marry."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"New Age Advertising ATTEND OUR REINCARNATION RETREATGuaranteed to be a once in a lifetime experience.Sure it costs $5000, but lets face it,you only live once."

"Love's Kiss of Death [10w] Love's kiss of death is taking each another for granted."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"The Sound of Killing [10w] + [10w] A doe, a deer, a femaledeerin my headlights.A doe, a deer, a femaledeeron my sunroof."

"The Poet's Limitless Imagination [10w] The stringy shit from my goldfish turns him into a kite."

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"The Machismo Motto [10w] "When we are not hard as nails we get screwed."

"The Phenomenon of Life {Couplet} The potter's some man of clay who's molding clay,a robot making an automaton;Every day we recreate ourselves from what bricks we're made,how wondrous life's phenomenon!"

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."