#sage-advice

"Gained in Translation [10w] In timeless truths there's more gained than lost in translation."

"Mint Julep {Couplet} I've had more than a hint of a tulip or two,after treating them to a mint julep, or two."

"Wheaties: Breakfast of Champions... who'll endorse any product for a price."

"Jonesing [10w] Is it odd of me that I'm Jonsesing for strange?"

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Hate [10w] Love cannot hate eradicate ~only a more ruthless hate can."

"Frank Lloyd Wright {Couplet} Frank Lloyd Wright eliminated the confining wall,so now when your wife screams at youit sounds like you're in Tammany Hall."

"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"The Hand that Feeds You Don't bite the hand that feeds you ~unless you're in a haunted houseand the fucking hand isn't attached to anything."

"La Récolteuse de la Mort Je suis la Récolteuse de la Mort et ~vous êtes ce que je viens pour les!"

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Free Will [20w] A bunch of amino acids bumping up together is not the scientific explanation of free will, it's grilling a hamburger."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"Kill Buddha's Hairdresser [10w] I'd like to meet Buddha's hairdresser and shoot the prick."

"A Loaf of Challah Haiku A loaf of challah,a bottle of Rashi wine...For everything else there's Simply Manischewitz."