#sage-advice

"The Freedom Paradox [10w] The act of protecting freedom is a violation of freedom."

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"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"Depression Busy people have neither the time nor the swimming skills to take a divein a pool of depression."

"Pulling a Houdini Relationships are magic;we're always getting each other out of handcuffs and strait-jacketswhile locked in a steamer trunk underwater."

"Two Dust Storms or A Nice Pair of Haboobs A palm tree passes through a sandstorm, shakingoff the dusty rain like a wet dogon the less fortunate wayfarersburied in the sand."

"The Cure [10w] Laughter, love and faith can cure 95% of all illnesses."

"Love vs. Mental Illness [10w] Love, like mental illness, comes on graduallyand then suddenly."

"Avery If a boy named Avery marries a girl named Avery,will they name or just label their children?"

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Deadlines The only deadline I plan on missing is the one at the cemetery."

"Children and Food [10w] Once children order like grown-upsfood's lost its sweet innocence."

"Hidden [10w] A woman is an iceberg;we see less than 10%."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Figure, Woman, Wife I study the sleeping figure,Stare at her sated curl of lip;Her lids sealed in dreams so pureMy love's secured from tip to tip.I study the sleeping womanHer forehead faint with sweatHer eyes wildly remmingOf adulterous sex, I bet.I study the sleeping wife,Her mouth faintly drawing breath;Her throat pouring pools of blood ~How I loved this woman to death."

"Where the Fuck is Waldo Even whens I finds Waldothat crackhead nigga won't cough up the five dollars he owes me."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Lost vs. Lost We get lost twice in life.The first stems from uncertainty,when we try to find what our dreams truly are.The more profound feeling of being lost is existential, and comes unforeseen, after we finally fulfill our dreams.To survive the latter, we must create an entirely new set of dreams."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."