#sage

"Washington State Motto Al-Ki. [25]America's most rainy, PC and annoying state."

"Excuse The bureaucrat's excuse, 'If I have to make an exception for you,I have to make an exception for everybody else',doesn't apply to me because I exceptional."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Biggest Problem with 10w [10w] The biggest problem with aphorisms is people believe they're true."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Steer Clear [10w] Avoid alliances with anyone who's more to gain than you."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Is Prayer Only for Man? I [10w] Does God pray for His creation's in Heaven and Earth?"

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Toasts During the hymeneal repast,The guest stood silent as toasts were cast.The Best Man bore witness to a dozen years pastThe Bridesmaid joked about a relationship that wouldn’t lastThe groom listened and held the hand of the brideKnowing his real toast was buttered on the other side."

"Dysfunctional Love We split up not because he or she didn't love us,but because they did love us in the only way they knew how."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."