#sage

"Did He Do the Right Thing? I walked out of the room. I did not stay to watch my beloved draw her last breath because I didn't want all my magical memories of her tainted by the profanity of death."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Royal Pricks [10w] Woe unto the king of his bubble who's a prick."

"Proof Proof of God's existence is as silly as proof of love's."

"What lies beneath the Semblance? What lies beneath the semblance.What lies beneath the semblance of lies.What lies beneath the semblance of lies!Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies lie beneath her semblance.Lies, lies and more lies!"

"Hanzō Katana Poetry A poem should be forged and folded to perfection like a Hanzō katanaand as gentle as the mist it cuts through."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Why Don't You Practice What You Preach [10w] The reason I teach and preach?In order to learn."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"Optimists vs. Death [10w] Optimists are hopeful people who see a coffin as half-full."

"Thorn [5w] Every thorn has its rose."

"Oxford, England Haiku City shrouded in fogand within the blinding mist we found each other."

"Atheism [10w] Atheism is the tragic triumph of cold contemptuousness over gratitude."

"but,=""soft!=""what=""light=""through=""yonder=""window=""breaks?"=""[10w]="""Shut the fuck up! I think we got a burglar."

"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."

"Cleverness vs. Crime [10w] Being caught's the only difference between cleverness and crime."

"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."

"Rationality vs. Madness [10w] Rationality maintains the world's status quo.Madness drives the change."

"God Created [10w] Lips were created to kiss and hands to make peace."