#sage

"Jesus Christ Hiaku Jesus Christget a job already.You're killing your mother!"

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"Love and Death [10w] A person who lives without love chooses death by default."

"They'd Rather Switch [10w] Hearing is wasted on the blind;sight, on the deaf."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."

"Fucking 3rd World Taxi Drivers [10w] Taxi drivers have ruined more vacations than tsunamis or earthquakes."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Love Undeniable [10w] A lover may deny anything to their lover but love."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Goose Neck [10w] Whenever a goose has a car accident, the traffic sucks."

"Wine [10w] American wines tasting as good as French wines are presumptuous."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."