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"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"Cormorant’s Flight [10w] The cormorant’s flight is the first shadow of the wave."

"You're My Favorite' If you want all your children to know they're your favorite,give them all the same nameand whisper this confession in all their earswith the promise not to telltheir brothers and sisters."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"Mongolian, Temeenii'malgai The small fuzzy hat worn by camels that cross the Gobi desert. Usually stolen by natives of Ulaanbaatar for the groom's hat at weddings. The fuzz on the hat smells so bad that the groom is temporarily blinded and can't see how ugly the bride looks until it's too late."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."

"Heartbreak [10w] Heartbreak’s like a heart attack but without the hospital bills."

"What is Love? [10w] Love is the stubborn desire to find permanencein impermanence."

"How they Measure Self-Worth in Fort Worth: Actual Texas Hooker Quote (the irony is priceless!) "Quit fucking acting like y'alls have me all figured outand don't you ever, EVER, lump me into the category of your trashy hooker girlfriend who charges $100/hr. for full service. Shit, I charge $200 minimum now ~because after the year of being at the bottom I know my self worth."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Show Up [10w] I've waited for you all my life ~show up already!"

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."