#sage

"Forget [10w] {Couplet} Let's lift our goblet of regret,forgive, forsake and forget."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."

"Bagels and Lox Life's an everything bagel;love is a schmear of scallion cream cheese;and lox, no matter how you cut it,is resistant to dumbass metaphors."

"Hustling [10w] Fishing's the world's oldest profession;only the bait has changed."

"Immortality [10w] True immortality means you've created something that will outlive you."

"Free Lunch There's no such thing as a free lunch ~for people who haven't yet learned to beat the system ;)"

"Eckhart Tolle for Sociopaths The foundation for all abundance is having more cool shit than your neighbor."

"When Old Age Begins Old age seizes center stagewhen more people we love are amidst the deadthan amongst the living."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Office Depot: Taking Care of Business... ...with short breaks, bad management and no job advancement opportunities."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Err "To err is human ~ more wine!"

"Socrates [10w] "I know less than you.That's how smart I am!"

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Ode to a Wastepaper Basket I love the way you sit in the corner,gracious like a lover,catching my every crumpled vanity."

"First Things First "Where are you?"is the voice of God."Who am I?"is the voice of your soul.You can't answer Goduntil you answer yourself.Before you come out of hiding,find your identity and your purpose."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."