#sage

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"Hermit Crab Should a hermit crab be required to have a real estate license?"

"The Tragedy of Forgetfulness When you stop loving someone,in order to heal your memory of them begins to fade.Unfortunately, the good ones fade with the bad and suddenlyyears of your life have disappeared."

"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."

"Writer's Block [10w] Every writer's block is surrounded by a million other possibilities."

"Dating Asian Her Kung Fu style was not too bad,but at doggie style she had me had."

"Life is like a game of chess.To win you have to make a move.Knowing which move to make comes with IN-SIGHTand knowledge, and by learning the lessons that areacculated along the way.We become each and every piece within the game called life!"

"Fame [10w] Fame has a funny way of rewriting your entire past."

"Battered Women [5w] Battered womenare more crispy."

"Compassion and Self-Neglect [10w] Compassionate people know how to care of everybody but themselves."

"The Delinquent Girl Chronicles Ages 7-11: Skip ropeAges 12-16: Skip classAge 17: Skip periodAge 18: Skip coming homeAge 19: Skip town"

"Comments Being the first to comment on a poem,is like breaking a bottle of champagneagainst the hull of a new ship."

"Galoshes Haiku Cherry blossoms bloomin the morning mist.Thank God I took my galoshes."

"The Poet's Disease My body atrophies.My mind swells.Imagination's become my crutch."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"Be Careful What You Wish For More often than not,a dream come true is a nightmare-in-the-making."

"Straight Men vs. Curved Women [10w] 'Straight' men who approach 'curved' women must'mind the gap'."

"Put it All on Black' [10w] God doesn't play dice with the universe;He prefers roulette."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."