#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Penetration [10w] The difference between truism and an enlightened [10w] is penetration."

"The Wonder of Wandering [10w] When you wander without destination,the world becomes your teacher."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"9/11 Haiku: Rudy Giuliani, Mayor of New York "Now you boxcutter, Iraqi Pete, camel fuckersreally pissed me off!"

"The Downside of Stuff {Couplet) I got what I want;I have what I need.But they want what I have,and they'll make me bleed."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Cheeky Poets [10w] Remember 'poetry' lies between 'pitiful' and 'poop' in the dictionary."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"How to Get Girls into Bed When I take a new girl out on a dateI tell them I slipped poison into their wineand the antidote is on my penis."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Amazon.com Amazon.com is the Church of Consumer Capitalismwhose ethics demands we know the price of everything,the value of absolutely nothing of true moral valueand most importantly ~Customers Who Bought This Item Also Bought."

"A Voice from the Past A book is a voice from the past whispering into your ear.Sometime I get the urge to exhume the author's bodyand hit him in the head with a shovel."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."