#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Dressed to Kill [10w] At fashionable parties,vegetarians should not be dressed to kill."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Beating the Language Like a Tom-Tom with a Mohawk "Actually, you will receive a free pre-owned gift with every purchase,irregardless of the awesome enormity of your stupidity."

"The Human Race Pleasure is the sprint.Contentment is the 5 mile.Happiness is the marathon."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Marriage Advice [10w] Marry a man above youand a woman beneath you."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."

"Speak to the Head [10w] + {Couplet} Tis of no fucking availTo speak to the tail."

"Truth {Couplet} Since every truth worth saying, has been already said,our job's to refine it, question it, or turn it on its head."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Eyes of Heaven To see through the eyes of heavenis to look upon your fellow manand only see the good in him."