#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Lonely Marriage is the best refuge of the lonely to be lonely together,and if it lasts long enough,take turns being lonely."

"Original Thoughts [10w] Original thoughts are not diminished by days, distance or disregard."

"FBI vs. CIA When a person works for the FBI for 20 years and retires,he gets a watch.When a person works for the CIA for 20 years and retires,he gets watched.I know this not because I'm in law enforcement or with the NSA ~I know this because I have HBO."

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Casualties of War The casualties of war are far, far morethan those lying dead on the battlefield floor."

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"War [10w] When leaders threaten war,they’re breaking dirt on our graves."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Political Strategists Avoids the Controversial [10w] Politicians win by pandering to the base of shared assumptions."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Six Minus Three Degrees of Stupidation [10w] Three degrees of stupid:stupidstupid squaredstupid stupid stupid"

"Stratospherical Poems [10w] Poets circle the earth in a higher orbit than readers."

"Winning vs. Losing [10w] Too often the cost of winning is losing your soul."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Grandma's Advice on Ambition "Children, if you aim for the stars you'll be impaled by small meteorites and become toast."