#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Love Scars Love leaves more scars than a ten car pile-up ~and nobody's got insurance."

"In and Out [10w] Our infant blanket in the externalization of our mother's womb.ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ ♛ ღ Intruth, we should be married under,sling our newborn babiesinand after deathbe shrouded in the same infant blanketwe were taken home from the hospital in."

"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."

"Poets Job Description [10w] Poets console the soul with words and eyes with images."

"Publisher's Persuasion "You're much too good a writer to want a six figure advance. You don't want your readers to think you're only writing for money ~ do you?"

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"Extra Crispy Deranged Free Range Chickens "Hey, I may be delusional in believing you're delusional,but one thinks for sure, the person who bothers to read this shit is delusional."

"Poorly Hidden [10w] We're incapable of hiding arrogance, ambition or being in love."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Overheard at McDonalds "I am become death, the destroyer of worlds.Are you going to finish those fries?"

"Lenny Bruce I'm going to be rich!I figured out how to get schlong-juice stains off of suede."

"Cinco de Mayo [10w] What day do the dead party to celebrate the living?"

"Memory Timeline of Divorce Divorce +1 year: "Just because we don't talk, it doesn't mean I can't stop thinking about you."Divorce +10 years: "The one good thing that came out of our marriage was our wonderful children."Divorce +20 year: "Who? Doesn't ring a bell."

"Leap of Faith [10w] Seeing God withinis where the leap of faith lands."

"Arches National Park, Utah BloodshotZiggurats of rock against unbending sky,sandstone fins and eyes of ancient earth behemoth.Your windows wedged by cosmic hands of rain and melting snow, of frost and ice, of gravity and geologic time, patient and untiring,self-possessed like a child's perception of endless summer."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Brownie Mix [10w] + {Couplet} Betwixt hell and the River Styx,I'll be shitting bricks."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."