#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Man vs. Chimp Even chimpanzees are toolmakers,but only man has the unique honor of being a Godmaker."

"Unconditional Love [10w] If you're not giving unconditional love,you're offering conditional hate."

"Unwitting Measure [10w] + {Couplet} "You I love and treasurein an equal, unwitting measure."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Leaps of Faith [10w] Like religion, leaps of faith are behind all idealistic movements."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Area 51 [20w] If aliens were truly looking for intelligent life on earth,what the fuck were they thinking going to New Mexico?"

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Informal HP Survey: Should Poetry Rhyme? O.K., readers, anybody who thinks poetry should rhymeplease tap your caneor jiggle your walker."

"Taste [10w] + [10w] "If you have sophisticated taste, you like what I like.If you're a Neanderthal, you will love what I hate."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Travel [10w] The difference between a traveler and vacationer is one arrives."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Alone [10w] Alone in bed because of three wordsI hadn't said."

"Chutzpah {Limerick} Despite your unmitigated audacity,you're effrontery remains one of opacity.Let me suggest you turn Jewand learn chutzpah too,to realize your fullest capacity."

"Is Prayer Only for the Living? III [10w] Do angels pray to God to intercede on mankind's behalf?"