#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Vengeance, Thy Name is Woman Betrayed women aren't exactly vengeful,but they aren't exactly anything else."

"Kansas Haiku "Ya' know Superman'sfrom here and Jor-El could'vesent him to New York."

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Great Poets [10w] Great poets can milk blood and tears from a stone."

"Mood Swings 'ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ's the most "unappreciated"poet on this site.Being "misunderstood"is what gets him into a fight.Now that I'm retired and free,He's the new "King"of HP ~Now I hate that Jew because he's better and right."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Stumble When you don't know how to end a sentence you've stumbled upon a truth."

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Democracy, Really [10w] A democracy is free to replace one tyranny with another."

"Love is a Gamble [10w] Love's a gamble ~ better lose than never spin the wheel."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"Disability [10w] Unconditional love can turn a child's disability into an advantage."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."