#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Shadows are only Neutral at Noon [10w] + {Couplet} Whose side shadows fall upon,tis' ordained by reigning sun."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Movies [10w] Movies were invented to sellbuttery snacks and sugary drinks"

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"As Dead As "Nothing's changed at my place of birth.It is as dead as I remember leaving it."

"you=""are=""what=""eat"=""[10w]=""That's why I've become a pizza with a pussy topping."

"What Children See [10w] "A spider is an octopus who lives in the desert."

"Children Learn to Love and Hate A child understands love by three months and hate by three years.How the child processes that understandingwill shape his character for the next seventy."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Confucius vs. Confusion [10w] Confucius says if pussy smell like fish change the bait."

"Rainbows and Gratuitous Violence Whenever I see a rainbow, I want to punch a penguin in the face."

"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"

"Crying in the Rain If you cry in the raindoes anybody but you know you're unhappy?"

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."

"Busch Beer: Head for the mountains... [10w] ...and fall off the precipice shitfaced."

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"