#self-esteem-self-help-book

"What is God? (60) [10w] God's always the correct answer once you rephrase the question."

"Marriage [10w] The only thing better than forgiveness in marriage is forgetfulness."

"My Fathers Last Words My dad was a sadist and whorehound.His last words were,'Son, I have a million dollars hidden in the."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Beyond the Place of Turning Back ↺ "Sometimes I wish to fly so far sou⇟hit's stars beyond the place of turning back↺"

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Obscure Poetry Obscurity does not make a poem better or deeper.It simply makes it obscure."

"Iran [10w] In Teheran daylight dawnswith minarets against skies of bronze."

"Journalist asks me whether I can sit down for an interview... Sorry, I can't talk now. I'm busy writing up a storm.How about tomorrow?Sorry, tomorrow I'm bust conjuring up a tornado."

"The Moon The moon's a pearl among the starry gems,more cultured than the rest of them.A blemished diadem of charcoaled nightthat chaperons the sun back to the light."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"A Real Passionate Kiss Should Feel Like Dying [10w] Like ice melting into water coming to a rolling boil."

"Sometimes Magic is What Disappears [10w] + {Couplet} Love's tragic, not ecstatic;with finespun change, disappears the magic."

"Seduction [10w] Italy will host the Olympics when seduction's declared a sport."

"Witticisms The greatest reward for coming up with some witty turn of phraseis that some day, if you're lucky,it may wind up in a fortune cookieat the very Chinese restaurant you're eating in!But if you get a big head about it,know it wasn't the flattery,it was the MSG."

"What is the Meaning of Life? [10w] {3} To create its meaning every day we live and love."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."