#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Mythbusters [10w] Snipers will assure you safety in numbers is a myth."

"Time Traveler's Ennui The future ain't what it use to be."

"Enemies of My Enemies Who knew the enemies of my enemies were good dancers."

"A Suicide's Regret "I cut my vein in vain;blood slowly oozes out.I should've cut an arteryand watch it spurt and spout."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

"Evolution of Love [10w] Love evolved from when one monkey handed another a blossom."

"Hung [10w] Being caught with your pants down is a hanging offense."

"Self-Help I asked the bookseller,'Do you have any self-help books for addiction?'He said,'If I tell you, I'd be enabling you."

"Sink or Swim [10w] Lovers master the breaststroke, the crawl and the muff dive."

"Joussard, Alberta, Canada Haiku Love North Country Fair.Music, dance, artisan market ~a walk back in time."

"Elegance in Simplicity [10w] The more complex the problem,the simpler the correct answer."

"Love vs. the Three Headed Dragon In relationships, the corrosive venom of the three-headed dragon areindifference, fault-finding and 'take-each-other-for-grantedness'.Only these cantarnish the shining armor of amour."

"Kaddish Kaddish for Mrs. Ginsbergis not Kaddish,For your mom raised a Buddhistand mine raised a Jew.You'll zazen for your loss,I'll daven for mine.I do not belittle your loss,your grief is no less than mine.But by abandoning your tribe, אלון,Who now will say Kaddish for you?"

"Please Don't Commemorate Me Just Yet [10w] The living are only commemorated when they're at death's door."

"Small Packages [10w] Great things come in small packages from a geological perspective."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Glow in the Dark "You've led me from stark nightwith a love that glows in the dark."