#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Mended [10w] {Couplet} If the recently mended heart,breaks again, it shall not start."

"Celebrity [10w] Celebrity seeking is like love or war: NO HOLDS BARRED."

"Knowledgeable [10w] The knowledgeable man inventoried and catalogued everything he doesn't know."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Hook 'em I know how to leave them satisfied and hungry for more ~with a carefully administered shot of insulin."

"Love's War [10w] In love's war there aren't winners and losers ~just casualties."

"Idiots vs. Fools [10w] Idiots listen to other's bullshit;fools listen to their own."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Love Poetry [10w] Love poetry is simply bleeding on the page with ink."

"2 Rules on Becoming a Good Poet [10w] Rule#1: Never write shitty poetry.Rule#2: Never forget Rule #1."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"Oy Vey Haiku (g)Nat's sphincter clenched.The skinhead asked, 'You a Jew?Minyan's one man short."

"I'm Not Skidaddling Down That Slippery Slope First you let sleeping dogs lie,next you allow all pets to prevaricate."

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."

"The Road to Hell The road to hell is paved with 16 in. x 16 in. Red Brickface Concrete Step Stones.Only $2.97 each.Always in Stock atThe Home Depot."