#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Friendship vs. Love [10w] Friendship requires poise and patience;love demands pluck and perseverance."

"Ruminating Poetry A poem should be eaten in one sittingbut regurgitated often like a ruminant's food."

"Remorse among Thieves When a caught thief shows remorse he says to himself,"I knew I should pull off that heist differently."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Trance & Instinct The best poems come from trance and instinct;transcribing the unedited voice of universal consciousness."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Mingling Defined [10w] Superficial people engaging with superficial people on a superficial level."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"Irish-Gaelic Wife-Fooking Proverb The truth can't be concealedI fooked your Caitlin from behind,because you can never plow a field by just turning it over in your mind.By the way, Caitlin's last words, before sucking me cock, were"Me husband's balls smells like ballyblue cheese, ahhhhhh, Éirinn go Brách!"

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Tofino, Canada Haiku Free flowing clothes,Strumming guitar on the beach.Still my baggage follows me."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Deadly Sex Haiku Each thrust of his cockwas another coffin nailhammered in my heart."

"Natural Born Poets vs. Made Poets A natural born poet sees the future of poetry.A made poet clumsily imitates his vision."

"Still Hangin' in the Child Hood [20w] You can spend an entire lifetime trying to be a child again,or never lose your childhood to begin with."

"Babel [10w] Building a tower to reach God doesn't require any bricks."