#self-esteem-self-help-book

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"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."

"Nebraska State Motto Equality before the law.Where Monsanto/GMO corn is above the law."

"Il Principe 2015: Lesson 1 - The Balls If humility is what's all important to your adversary,humble yourself before him,and you've got him by the balls."

"New York Haiku "My monthly rent checkis more than you will make inyour fucking lifetime."

"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Coffee Wisdom New Yawk [6] You either pay me the five large nowor yoos can choosebetween the toilet plungeror the hot coffee enemaya fuckin jamook."

"Imaginary Friends [10w] My imaginary friend insulted me by calling me real."

"A Prayer God, be my light in pitch-black night;Show me the path from wrong to rightThat I might in Your hands be delivered later,Having eclipsed myself to become something greater."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Comfort Zone Your comfort zone has a clock on it, ticking off until it becomes your death zone."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Telekinetic Poker Players Telekinetic poker players have a tell when they're bluffing:they always raise you."

"A Poem Must Have an Accomplice If you cannot bamboozle the reader into becoming a willing accomplice to your artifice and collusion the poem won't fly."

"Seduction [10w] Seduction comes from our innate instincts for hunting and killing."

"Wisconsin State Motto Forward.Leading the nation in drunk driving and Cheesehead hats."

"Too Beautiful for Words [10w] + [10w] When nature presents us with miracles too beautiful for words,it is either a mountain, a beach, or a baby."