#self-esteem-self-help-book

"A Matter of Perspective I see rain dancing on the stage of the pond.Fish see heaven throwing a thousand kisses.My wife see a drizzle of olive oil on a pot of spaghetti. The scientist sees condensation and precipitation.The rain sees reincarnation.A poet see them all in permutation."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Seafood My body's just a shell,the world is my oyster ~and I'm getting a whale of appetiteright now for some delicious seafood ."

"Your Poem A poem is a waking dream.If your poem is shit,then it was a fucking nightmare."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"Love Fades [10w] Like our love,Chinese painters show distance in faded grays."

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"That Jesus Kinda' Love [20w] What people do for the loveof their Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ,I wouldn't do for my fucking mother."

"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."

"What Makes a Terrorist Tic {Couplet} "If you want to glimpse how dark I really am,Place me beside the brilliant words of our Holy Qur'an."

"Illinois State Motto State sovereignty, national union.Life begins and ends with corruption."

"Knowledge vs. Wisdom [10w] + [10w] Knowledge is the understanding that you are what you eat. Wisdom is not eating a pussy with hair on it."

"Omnipresence Under The Christmas Tree "I wish I was a schizophrenic with déjà vu so I could've been everywhere simultaneously."

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Southern Cat on a Hot Tin Roof Sure nuff, I'm happier than a cat on a formerly hot tin roofwhich now usesNXT Cool Zone® heat reflecting roof coating ~but I'm still ornier than a mule on loco weedand a whole lot hornier than a two-dicked billy goat.You gots any coatin' for dat?"

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

"War [10w] Fight wars not to win, but so our enemies don't."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Want vs. What's Coming to You As the Rolling Stones say,You can't always get what you want ~but God will always give you what's coming to you."