#self-esteem-self-help-book

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"Las Vegas Magic! I was the greatest magician in the world.Things were going great. My agent booked me to play the Mirage Hotel in Las Vegas for $100,000 per performance!When I got onstage everything suddenly disappeared.I'm not sure if it was allan illusion or a delusion,but I cashed the check anyway just to be safe."

"You're Totally Fucked' Defined [10w] What's before you is hopeless and behind you is negligible."

"What's a Proper Tribute to Robin Williams? [10w] When funnymen die is to better to laugh or cry?"

"Read vs. Write If you want to know about life second hand, read;if you want to experience life directly, write."

"Grease [10w] Relationships between people are rarely frictionless;they all need grease."

"Minimum Wage [10w] Even trained bears couldn't bear working for bare minimum wage."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Contiguous vs. Continuous Identity Identity's only preserved in death;in life it is ever-changing."

"Imitation [10w] Art imitates life.Life imitates art.I just imitate imitation."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Scientific Discovery [10w] The greatest scientific discoveries were madelooking at the overlooked."

"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."

"Rationalize [10w] Man needs an apt aphorism to rationalize his ruthless actions."

"Compassion [10w] Compassion is the combination to enter the vault of heaven."

"Deal or No Deal ~ Deal with It "God, please tell me the place I'm going after I dieis filled with bright eyes and bushy tails, or I'm not going."

"Divine Write [10w] To write is to divinely dabblein infinite alternate realities."

"A Frog in my Throat I had me frog in my throat.I swallowed hard and it croaked.Tasted like shit.Next time I get me a frog in my throat,my snooty French boyfriend better wash his dick with soap."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."