#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"The State of the World Attests to This: [10w] Common people are too easily manipulated or stupid to vote."

"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."

"National Rifle Association Credo [10w] God gave us two hands to holdan assault rifle."

"Enmity Enmity is the soul of shit."

"God May Grant Your Wishes Daily [10w] Pray for sunshine at night and moonbeams when you wake."

"Melting Icicles Haiku Drip, drip, Drip, drip, Drip:Sounds of melting iciclesannouncing the Spring"

"Sunshine On My Shoulders When you're home's always filled with sunshine,you're either blessed or it's time to fix the roof."

"Promising vs. Promises A promising life comes from a childhood without broken promises."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Epic vs. Great Poetry [10w] Epic poetry's about the extraordinary;Great poetry is about the commonplace."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"A Moment Before Impact [10w] The deer's eyes were moonstones, reflecting back my car's headlights."

"Premature Evacuation [10w] I've stopped all my relationships short,not unlike this poem."

"Bespeckled Heroes [10w] Great heroes in 100 years become statues speckled with birdshit."

"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Me vs. Me Only the practice of empathy and gratitudecan make the opaque ego transparent to receivethe loving light emanating from your soul.Hate and selfishness will always leave you'in the shadow."