#self-esteem-self-help-book

"Lost Love [10w] + {Couplet} Lost love's the season of mists,Though they are gone, memory persists."

"The Poet's Job [10w] + {Couplet} Trigger memory, explode an emotion;the poet must create commotion....................................................­....................."

"The Written Word The only thing I hold dearer than myself(and my moms, yo') ~is the written word.I'd give my life for that bitch, (yo'.)"

"The Road to Poetry Hell [10w] The road to poetry hell is likepaved with similes."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Cookie Cutter Criticism A critic tried to fit my sense of humor in a cookie cutter,but it wouldn't fit his preconceived shape of what comedy should be.So he pressed harder, and harder and harder until the cookie cutter cut a cookie shaperight through the palm of his hand.It doesn't hurt anymore when the critic tries to slap me in the face.There's no more hot-air resistance."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Seeing vs. Envision {Couplet} We see nothing more than we bring to it;heavenly orchards lie in an apple's pit!"

"Listen to the Wisdom of Shakespeare 'To thine own self be true and fuck'em till they're back and blue."

"Soulmate [10w] When you meet your soulmate,God's walked into the room."

"Out to Lunch [10w] Behind closed doors, there's nothing we rightfully can call crazy."

"The Albanian Art of Subtle Seduction [10w] "You have an amazing mind now show me your tits."

"One Size Fits All Life Strategy Smile first.Ask questions later."

"Who is Fortunate? [10w] Who is fortunate?He who measures his fortune in friends."

"Make It Happen!!! [10w] Don't wait for someone to fall in love with you."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Poets and their Thin Skins Every poet is thin-skinned when it comes to criticism ~without ithow could he ever possess the astute sensitivity about lifeto even write poetry?"

"Spineless [10w] There are more spineless men on the planet than jellyfish."

"Finish Off Your Enemies If you finish off your enemiesdo they wind up more charming and with better manners?"

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."