#self-improvement-book

"The Gypsy Jackpot An ambulance, a police car and a fire truck parked in front of a gypsy's trailer can only mean one thing ~ insurance scam!"

"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."

"Gifts Never look a gift horse in the assor a donkey in the mouth."

"Thank You, Adobe [10w] Thanks to Photoshop,a picture isn't worth a single word."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Thorny Love [10w] A thorn by any other name would hurt as much."

"Love and Blindness [10w] Love may be unilaterally blind,but divorce blinds both parties."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Transubstantiation [10w] Transubstantiate digression into confessionand drink from poetry's Holy Grail."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"Before It's Too Late [10w] Life's too transient to waste time hating ~plot revenge now!"

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"Library [10w] Hopefully, the library in the afterlife doesn't contain contemporary poetry."

"Damn You, TripAdvisor! My penis deserves to be a World Heritage Site,judging by the number of tourists trampling on my balls."

"What's in it for me?' A selfish person doesn't become compassionate as the result of some words of wisdom or epiphany. The selfish need selfish reasons to act unselfish."

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"Fodder for Poets [10w] Childhood memories are the most seminal sustenance for creating poetry."

"Hate Recycle Bin When you empty your hate recycle binit frees up more memory to write even better poetry.Just try it and tell me this isn't true!"

"Deaf [10w] No man suffers deafness if he listens with his eyes."