#self-improvement-book

"Dsylıxǝa Hey, it isn't cool to make fun of people with Dsʎlıxǝaʎou dɯub pircʞ ¡!¡"

"Explosive Heart [10w] + {Couplet} A heart that's been playedcan become a hand grenade."

"Spineless "How do you know which invertebrate lacks resolution if they're all spineless?"

"River Mountain Ocean [10w] + [10w] + {Couplet} Rivers delight in their flow;Mountains savor their snow.But oceans are in concurrencetheir contentment comes from recurrence."

"Voodoo I'm phobic about pins and needles.Can I just stick a voodoo doll in the microwave?"

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Hope for the Heartbroken A broken heartremains in piecesbut learns to love againwith every fragment."

"Tortuguer Costa Rica Haiku Lora Sea TurtlesInvade to beach to lay eggs.Locals invade the eggs."

"Flattery [10w] Flattery is the only passport that will get you everywhere"

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Rotaryrotatory In a universe composed wholly of revolving doors we'll have no need for gatekeepers or tipping doormen at Christmas."

"Learning from Experience Learning from experience means, 'Boy, did I just fuck up!"

"Reflection Upon Reflection [10w] Don't look into a mirror in rooms full of mirrors."

"Switch Hitter [10w] Aphorisms are penned in my left brain,poetry, my right."

"The Pompous Psychopomp Its your charge to provide me safe passage to the afterlife,to be a midwife to my dying.Any yet, you hover there, judging me,putting on airs, you supercilious whip-poor-will.You're an embarrassment to nightjars everywhere.Now do your fucking job and take me to hell ~which I guess has already begun,judging by your shitty escort service."

"Who Isn't [10w] Psychotherapy's powerless once you assume you're smarter than the therapist."

"Sometimes it's Love and Sometimes the... [10w] ...tingling sensation of excitement, happiness, and nervousnessis jock itch."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."