#self-improvement-book

"Coffee Wisdom [2] For a real manthe only thing better than the scent of pussyis the smell of freshly ground coffee."

"Soar Like a Pigeon [10w] Better be a pigeon than an eagle with Indians around."

"One Philosophical Question, Two Faces [10w] 'Is life wort living?' is tantamount to'Does God exist?"

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Louisiana Dynamite Fishin' {10w] "Uncle Jimbo sez, if dey don't float it ain't fishin'."

"Poetry as Entertainment [10w] Poetry that's not entertaining is just a self-indulgent laundry list."

"Humble Wishes [10w] "God, all I simply ask is that I become perfect."

"Fugly Fishmates For every woman that looks like a hatchet-faced haddockthere's an equally ugly flounder-faced man with even fewer prospects."

"Money vs. Happiness [10w] Why do people with money say,'money can't buy happiness'?"

"Rhyme vs. Reason {Couplet} Do not try to make rhyme of reason,nor reason of rhyme;For the former's too systematic,the latter's too sublime."

"No Planning for Death [10w] People put more planning into a weekend vacation than death."

"Double-Dipping [10w] Double-dip in righteousness and delight in the here and herafter."

"Catalyst [10w] You're not lying if your lie helps engender the truth."

"Flood of Feeling {Couplet} A flood of feeling is a poem,created from daydreaming in the zone.The levees break, emotions snake,from imagination's ocean who sets the stakes."

"Lotto If I won a million bucks in Lotto,I'd give it to Charity.Charity gives great head."

"Enough [10w] Enough's the only thing most people can't get enough of."

"Past is Past [10w] Lovers should clearly avoid obsessing about each other's romantic past."

"Pedestals [10w] People should not be placed on pedestals unless they're stuffed."

"Pretending to be Deep ;) [10w] Only from the mountain's valley can you see the peak."

"Let's Face It [10w] If you've peed on enough fire hydrants, you're a dog."