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"Tennessee State Motto Agriculture and Commerce.Where the KKK was bornand the most popular pick up line is, 'Nice tooth!"
"Spontaneous Gift Giving [10w] Learn to give gifts spontaneously accompanied by a love note."
"Recipe for Love [10w] Recipe for love:compatibilityattraction ~just add penis and stir."
"Gold Diggers are Always at Two Weddings A gold digger's eyes are searching for her next husband at her wedding."
"Love vs. Honeymoon [10w] Love is what truly begins when the honeymoon is over."
"Err [10w] My dear, "To err is human — to forgive, to redefine."
"Selfies [10w] Selfies allows you instant gratification and reminiscence all at once."
"Clairol 2: Hair color so natural only her hairdresser knows for sure... ...but he's gay and already Tweeted it to 300 people."
"Poetry and Ostrich Feathers A poet should leave his poem covered with a faint film of fairy dust,inviting the reader to bring his faint heartand an ostrich feather duster to the reading."
"How to End Racism [10w] The children of interracial marriages should look like panda bears."
"Inspiration vs. Plagiarism [10w] Inspiration is improving on another's idea;plagiarism is copy/paste piracy."
"Control [10w] Don't lose control by imagining you can control your lover."
"Natural Born Killers [10w] After their first,every soldier becomes a natural born killer."
"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."
"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."
"Fear is the Best Test Will the fear of going blind make youa voracious reader, a world traveleror paralyze you with a thousand other fears?"
"Ars Poetica: Dovetailing Collage [10w] Poems should be a dovetailing collage not a linear cohesion."
"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."
"Nursing Homes [10w] Nursing homes are house haunted by the living and half-dead."