"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."
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"Plant vs. Harvest [10w] Any fool can harvest but it takes true skill to plant."
"Boasting vs. Toasting [10w] + {Couplet} What many call boasting to my success I call toasting."
"Fate [10w] The eternal point where our dreams intersect is called fate."
"Hello Poetry Needs Y'allz How empty the oceans would be were it only filled with orcas."
"The Fate of Prodigies [10w] Early to peak, early to deal with obsolescence and obscurity."
"Over [10w] It's never ever over because the fat lady can't sing."
"Integrity [10w] There’s no indignity men of integrity aren’t willing to endure."
"Evil Thoughts [10w] Believing 'You're either with us or against us' is evil."
"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."
"Patience [10w] Patience is the most technologically advanced form of energy efficiency."
"Somalia Haiku For a Somalian, heaven's drawing water from a well in an earthen pot."
"You Can't Win [10w] Every bitch is a witch;every wife brings you strife."
"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."
"Preparation [10w] Hope for the best, but prepare for your insufferable wife."
"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."
"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."
"Relationships Deconstrcted [10w] Qualities we at first perceive as endearingsoon becomes annoying."
"Posthumous {Couplet} The anonymous may claim their fame posthumous;But let my words be my stake, while I'm still awake."
"Death Has Bad Timing Death has bad timingbecause rigor mortis sets into your penisjust when you don't fucking need it."