#self-improvement-book

"Till Death Do You Part [10w] Marriage will indeed change people ~for better or for worse."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"Prolific [10w] "Perhaps I'm prolific because I believe creativity can forestall death."

"A Note from Time Management [10w] Our time machine's temporarily out of order. Come back yesterday."

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"Paranoid Realist Perspective [10w] "I've conquered all my enemies except for the real ones."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"California [10w] No two snowflakes are alike,unless they're California yoga practitioners."

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Animal Species Identity [10w] Funny how animals know their own species without a mirror."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Thai-kus From the dark starfishof the 300 Baht whoremy white sperm bubbles.Reclining BuddhaBirds nest in your golden ears.What wisdom they hear."

"Object of Desire A woman knows she's the object of a unknown man's desirelike a game animal becoming aware it is being looked at."

"Where's Ralph Waldo Emerson When you Need Him? A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds;as opposed to bigger hobgoblins with bigger dicks, doing all sorts of ghoulish shit behind the Venetian blinds."

"Maine State Motto Dirigo. [10]You won't find no niggers here, eh."

"Adult Pretend [10w] "I'm tired of playing 'pretend';let's play 'get-real, bitch."

"Wedding Veil [10w] + {Couplet} A wedding veil's of no availbecause virginity's a fairy-tale."

"Home Never give up a home for a house;you may never find a home again."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."