#self-improvement-book

"Embalming [10w] Injecting baking soda whitens, freshens, and softens the dearly departed."

"Prickly Pears [10w] Men are often like cactus fruits ~thorny outside,mushy inside."

"A Good Krill When there's a ocean to sieve through,there's no good or bad krill.There's only your mouth and hunger ~like Vladimir Putin."

"Over-Douse [10w] Trying to mask death's smell,old ladies over-douse on perfume."

"What Might Have Been {Couplet} Dwell not upon what might have been,Within such idle spin, you can never win."

"Relatively Speaking [10w] The irony about 'relativism theories' is that they're relative too."

"Spooning [10w] Love means tasting her spaghetti sauce on a wooden spoon."

"Perfect Sex [10w] Perfects sex balances the conflicting pleasures of submission and mastery."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Minus One [10w] We more people we fuckthe more lonely we become."

"Good Egg [10w] Picking up the pieces is the responsibilty of the egg."

"Self-Contempt [10w] Self-contempt is calling yourself collect and refusing to accept the charges."

"Cutthroat Competition [10w] If competition becomes cutthroatit suggests business has become piracy."

"What's Hot [10w] + {Couplet} We incorrectly assume what's hotis becoming what we're not."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Who Am I "I don't know who I am whenI'm not the person who loves you."

"Revel in the Unraveling Being authentic is lifting the maskon who you think you should be seen as,and becoming at ease with your bare ass vulnerability.Revel in the unraveling,take courage in sharing your imperfections,and you'llincrease your loveexponentially."

"Pushkin When Pushkin came to Shovekin all hell broke loose."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"The Grass is Always Greener on the Other Side of the Hill That's because my lawn is on a south-facing slope of the hill and more more open to sunlight and warm winds. It's dryer due to higher levels of evapotranspiration than my neighbor's greener north-facing slope.I'm not the least bit envious of the color of his greener grass.I'm just pissed that the prick owns a better piece of real estate."