#self-improvement-book

"ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ [10w] II ᏰέƦẙḽԃṏሁ Լέῳ accounts for 15.7% of all Hello Poetry's pageviews."

"Closets Opening and Closing [10w] + [10w] You can take sweet gay men out of the closet;you can't take the closet out of the master-bedroom suite."

"A Dream Come True [10w] A dream come true is a nightmare in the making."

"Gypsy When one gypsy spits on you, its disgusting;when two do, it's suspicious;when three do, you're late to a gypsy wedding."

"California Haiku "After my boob jobI'm taking acting lessons.Fuck's fifty, no anal."

"Opportunities Come a Knockin' [10w] Never miss the opportunity to fuck or write poetry."

"Let's get physical, physical [10w] All physical contact is meaningful,even if meaningful means sleazy."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Patriotism [10w] Patriotism for the rich is a subtle synonym for profiteering."

"Unfriend Politeley Means"

"Mild Suffering vs. Great Suffering Mild suffering serves the purpose of inner-change.Great suffering serves the purpose of evil,or just being at the wrong place at the wrong time."

"Ineffable Poetry A good poem goes beyond the physics of our world;it can't be quantified; it's an ineffable voice that speak directly to our soul,bypassing the laws of this world."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"Treat'em Like a Dishtowel (⌣́,⌣̀)⇝♥⇜(^◡^ ) [10w] "If I wring you out will you wring me back?"

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Vapers I bought a vape pen from a vaporium.The vapologist advised meto get the model with the refillable vape tank.When the fuck did smoking become so vapid?"

"What Women Think Women don't care if you got a six pack if you slurp you soup."

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"Poets Hate Poets [10w] Poets hate poets who are more talented than they are."

"Poetry vs. Prose [10w] Prose is the bread of imagination;poetry is the wine."