#self-improvement-book

"American Foreign Policy [10w] Foreign Policy requires dealing from the bottom of the deck."

"Darkness Darkness is a decision the light cannot dissuade."

"The Squeaky Wheel The squeaky wheel ~will put you $374.43 in the holeafter replacing the brake pad, rotorsand $500 with a new master cylinder."

"Missed Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Adolescence spent upon a cross,regrettably is childhood's loss."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Hidden [10w] God hides enough happiness in sadness to light the world."

"Why Utopias Fail When you tie several horses together and one takes the lead, they all fall."

"The ‘New House, New Luck’ Fallacy [10w] Switching external environment doesn't cure depression;change must occur internally."

"Wrong Number [10w] There is no such thing as dialing a wrong number."

"Styx Haiku Boatman refusesto paddle me down the Styx.'No carry-on baggage."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"Bridges [10w] Bridges are overpasses for commuters and roofs for the homeless."

"How Hard? [10w] Fuck’em hard enough to make their breasts move like Jell-O."

"The 3 Most Powerful Words in the English Language for Every College Student [3w] Ilovepizza"

"Money Can't Buy Everything [10w] Money can't buy everything ~ but love is certainly no exception."

"Spirochetes [10w] + {Couplet} Even amongst the spirochetes,there are the privileged and elites."

"Shiva Haiku Sitting shiva.One more day of thisand I'll die of boredom."

"♥ Love ♡ My heart skips a beat every time you walk through the door!It isn't love ~ I have an arrhythmia."

"Loneliness [10w] Loneliness is GPS equipped new Mercedeswith nowhere to go.****************"

"Poets, Shakespeare and Trash A poet must read equal amountsof trash and Shakespeare to learn how to distinguish between the two."