#self-improvement-book

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"Simply Fabulous Haiku If I write fablesam I a fabulist orsimply fabulous?"

"Bruges Belgium Haiku Behind a stack of grey Lego bricksyou wheeze up Belfry's 366 stepsand don't see a single bat."

"Poetry and Love [10w] Poetry and love are two faces of the same coin."

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Ethical Dilemma of an Ascending Body [10w] + [10w] You can't ascend a ladderwithout rungs to push back;you can't climb a staircasewithout stairs to step on."

"The Bonds That Tie Weak bonding is sharing a common interest;strong bonding is sharing a common enemy."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Accurs'd McDonalds, I Bite my Thumb at Thee! {Couplet} Let vex'd heavens rant and rage,This here McNigga slave ain't workin' for no McMinimum wage."

"Rat Trap Haiku 'Hmm, 12 by 13,4 by 9. Oy! You call thisrat trap an apartment?"

"Psychotherapy [10w] If you can second guess a psychotherapist,they’re totally useless."

"Owlish [10w] If owls are wise,why are they flat faced fucks?"

"Endless Childhood [10w] + {Couplet} Put off summer's endAnd adulthood's vexingburdens shall suspend."

"A Poem Should Be Motionless A poem should be motionlessin its eternal truthsand animated to inspire latent words into action."

"Alaska State Motto North to the Future.We got highest rape and STD-rate in the nation."

"Selfie [10w] For the millennial generationa selfie is a family portrait."

"Rules of Etiquette [10w] Rules of etiquette are pretend manners for the lower classes."

"Birds [10w] When a bird wakens, flight is no longer a dream."

"No-brainers [10w] No-brainers are challenging enough for people with no fucking brains."

"Life Imprisonment with No Possibility of Parole [10w] "The needle is preferable to three hots and a cot."