#self-improvement

"It is not enough if you just live life as it comes to you like a floating leaf in a pond. Make use of the powers bestowed in you and soar like an eagle."

"Goat Fucking for Dummies You gently fuck a female goat ~you got to ram the malesto make any progress."

"Carrots and Creativity [10w] Put a carrot in front of you for optimal creativity."

"There are no prizes for defying yourself."

"Eye of God [10w] The Hubble-Universe is a microchip in the Eye of God."

"You are essentially who you create yourself to be and all that occurs in your life is the result of your own making."

"Dictator [10w] Clever dictators keep their friends closeand their enemies dead."

"The Poet is God When a poem's words perfectly fit,it has legs.When they communicate well,it has a voice.When they make you think,it has a mind.When the make you feel,it has a heart.Think about it.When you write a poem,you've created a person,with a distinct identityand an immortal soulthat you send out into the worldto possibly change the world.Now you know what it feels liketo be God."

"Measuring Love The only scientist who can measure love is the onewho's in love with another scientist."

"Chase vs. Choose Happiness If you chase after happiness, it may escape you.If you choose happiness, it may take your house away.Both chasing and choosing have their hazards ~but they're less risky than waiting for happiness to find you.Remember, happiness is a lazy ass motherfuckerthat doesn't go on search and rescue missions."

"The Universe Begins and Ends in Us If a telescope could see beyond the edges of the universe,we would see ourselves looking into a telescope trying to see beyond the edges of universe."

"Retail [10w] The first and last sale of the day are best."

"Genesis {Couplet} God spoke the world into existence, reifying an abstraction.Now the Creator's had second thoughts and wishes to utter a retraction."

"The gratitude that you feel leads to faith in the abundance and with every resonance that radiates from your mind more strong feelings of faith start to reside in you."

"One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture, and, if it were possible, to speak a few reasonable words."

"Consolation [10w] Man finds consolation in love, laughter and Ben & Jerry's."

"Rhode Island State Motto Hope.Not much here but at least we have Family Guy."

"Our own self-esteem is something we can actually twist in whatever way we want."

"The Poet's Way Are we ever sure what we do,will endure and get its due?No.But we do it anyway.For that is the poet's way."

"Gone to the Dogs [10w] All ideals corrupt into ideology to sustain the social order."