#self-improvement

"Murder [10w] Two coats of paint doen't get rid of a ghost."

"Dogs Playing Poker Art [10w] Poker-faced dogs looks like they're bluffing or need to shit."

"Dangerous Food [10w] The world's most fattening foods are the ones you swallow."

"Today's Affirmation [10w] "I'll unplug myself from myselfand plug into something higher."

"The way to achieve your goals is step by step, you just need to build enough track, to be ahead of the train."~ John Milton Lawrence"

"Note to Self: Patent #10w Diving Mask for fish filled with water when oceans disappear."

"Opportunity Knocks: China When opportunity knocksthe Chinese make knock-offs."

"When you accomplish the impossible then you can achieve anything."

"Tickled Pink Today,without thinking,I filled my half-empty fish tank, to its brink.Having doubled the size of his universe,my Siamese bettais quite tickled pinkThe same thing happens when you fill my half-empty world with your love.Bai, keep pourin'!"

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Genocide [10w] Genocide is the runaway bride once death becomes the bridegroom."

"Dull Poetry Dulls the Mind [10w] Poetry penetrates dullness when whetted on the stone of imagination."

"Now, I'm Not Born Yet [10w] I brought a sundial to a flight crossing the International-Date-Line."

"Money [10w] The root of all evil has a well earned reputation."

"Present {Couplet} Our present is the dissipating despair of our past mingled with the promise of our future we hope will last."

"Suicide It's ironic that suicide, an act of cowardice,requires you overcome the all powerful instinct of self-preservation ~and thereby it's transformed into an act of bravery.On the other hand, the survivors would argue, an act of stupidity ~which many acts of bravery ultimately are."

"Stampede [10w] Her stampede of wild emotions broke down everything once stable."

"Credo of a Substitute Teacher I'm a 'sugar free' substitute teacher.I speak frankly and never gave any of my studentsa single word of encouragement.Why should I? Even after 10 years the school hasn't given me a pension, health insurance or paid sick leave.So fuck 'em.Fuck 'em all."

"Russian, Umerzhurnalistka Someone who too many questions for his own good. Literally, 'Dead journalist'."

"When you’re busy, avoid taking the quickest action. Instead make the extra effort to truly serve the customer."