#self-improvement

"Hungry When you're hungry everything tastes good.Note to myself: Don't get married when you're hungry."

"A good self-esteem level is mostly dependant on how we value ourselves without any bias."

"That's Why Shag's the Way To Go [10w] Love's messy;it tracks mud on the carpet of life."

"Campbell's Soup: M'm! M'm! Good!... ...even though our products have more sodium than the Dead Sea."

"Once we open our eyes to the infinite magic that the universe has in abundance, we are sure to be enthralled by what we see and this miraculous creation gets us closer to our dreams and to the world as a whole."

"Fabulous Creatures and Trust Issues [10w] Never trust a sheep in wolf’s clothing despite the unicorn."

"When others walk away from a lost cause, then that is the time you can step in and seize success."

"Limitations are like mirages created by your own mind. When you realise that limitation do not exist, those around you will also feel it and allow you inside their space."

"God is Great [10w] God found me in a dumpster and made me holy."

"If I Were God [10w] If I were God I'd sell my shit on Ebay."

"Laughter and The Chosen [10w] Making people laugh is God's gift to the Chosen People."

"Self-growth comes from being nurtured, not tortured. I had to learn this the hard way. On sale now: Iron Maiden. Only used once."

"Save the Last Dance for Me Life is a Hesitation Waltz danced to swing time measure. We're all given the free will to suspend our moving foot or slowly drag it during the halt."

"Buddha (Haiku) Buddha, Enlightened,I rub your belly to blessmy Lotto ticket."

"Perfection [10w] If you've attained perfection,then what's the point of living?"

"Hellman's Mayonnaise: Bring out the Hellman's and bring out the best... ...artery clogger since Burger King’s Triple Whopper with Cheese."

"Heart My heart jumps every time you walk through the door.It's not love.I have an arrhythmia."

"Unless you're a lesbian... [10w] Feminism is not a sustainable position without giving up love."

"Poetry Should Dance [10w] Let poetry dance ~neither outpace it nor let it lag."

"Spirituality and Aging Spirituality comes naturally to the old because they're running out of options."