#self-improvement

"Vices [10w] Cultivate vices;to be without them is not to be."

"Advice for Women at Starbucks If a vanilla latte and banana nut muffin doesn't solve the problem,perhaps you're going at it wrong."

"Comedy vs. Satire [10w] Comedy pokes fun at society's self-inflation;satire deflates the balloon."

"Mind Maneuvers When we hear something unflattering,our mind doesn't fully process it.When we hear a compliment,the mind goes into overdriveand tend to read too much into it."

"Keep Austin Weird Haiku Neck dragon tattoo, piercings, purple haired kindergarten teacher.Keep Austin weird."

"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."

"BMW: The ultimate driving machine... ...just like our gas chambers were the ultimate killing machines."

"Racing is about discipline and intelligence, not about who has the heavier foot. The one who drives smart will always win in the end."

"Delusion vs. Truth Delusions are what really set you free;the truth is a choke hold."

"You can learn at any age."

"The first rule when you are in a hole is to ask for a hand out!"

"*"Maybe the whole point of my life is to make you feel more alive."

"Visual Pun [10w] Example of visual pun:cloud shaped like a banana peel."

"Creation "I shake my fist and there's bang.Stars sift like sand through my fingers;each swirl of my wrist a galaxy,every kiss imbued with a bit of me."

"Choice forms the divider which is responsible for the formation of all futures that can be possible."

"Limitations are like mirages created by your own mind. When you realise that limitation do not exist, those around you will also feel it and allow you inside their space."

"Liberating Dreams [10w] God was with Joseph in prison.They escaped through dreams."

"Writer's Prayers That Don't Work "Lord, lead me from the banality of everyday life,to the gleaming one beneath the surface."

"Choice vs. Disease [10w] People who label lack of control a disease evade responsibility."

"Fig The proud oak wed a seedling figHe welcomed her caressThough round his lofty limbs she woundHe saw no need for distress.The fig enveloped all his trunkHer grip grew firm and tightThe oak withered in his arroganceAs she choked off his last light."