#self-improvement

"Embittered [10w] "His heart blistered like paint peeling from an old rig."

"The curve of her smile, the curve of the small of her back, the curve of her laugh, everything about her makes me want to be more well-rounded."

"Wretched [10w] Intelligence without compassion is an invitation to a wretched life."

"O God O God I love you.I worship you, I need you.Everything I am is because of you.Everything.O God I hate you."

"Wishing Wells [10w] Wishes fall to the bottom of wells;only faith floats."

"Crawling Backwards [10w] Crawling backwards is the hardwired wisdom of crabs and survivors."

"I do not believe in taking the right decision, I take a decision and make it right."

"Tapestry [10w] Life's a tapestry of mystery and miracles quilted by God."

"Your world of poverty can be recreated to that of affluence simply by speaking the Prince's language."

"Whisper into My Good Ear [10w] "Pour your fears, fantasies, desires into my ear of corn."

"Miracle [10w] The greatest unacknowledged miracle is man has lasted this long."

"A failure is always in the passenger seat in his or her life."

"No That's Bad Aim Shoot!That ass clown couldn't hit the broad side of a barnwith the smart photon torpedohe lifted from Area 51."

"Go with your Gut Our eyes, our mind plays tricks.Our love muscle, our heartchooses blindly and impulsively.But our gut,ahh, our gut,always makes the wise choice ~and goes straight for the burning hot pocketsfresh out of the microwavebecause our mouthsahh, our mouths,never needed a roof in the first place."

"God Made God made our beingour parents our bodyphilosophy our mindchildren our compassionhostory our loyaltywork our self-esteembattles our heroismpoetry our soulsoulmates our lovewhich stitches it all togetherinto a life."

"Why We Need Smart People [10w] We need smart people to call other smart people morons."

"Finding Fault [10w] + {Couplet} We find in others faultWhenever our wounds perceives salt."

"Herpes [10w] Only greatness and genital herpes are conspicuous by their absence."

"Madness [10w] Madness isn't an objective state,it is a cultural bias."

"From the Slobodan Milošević interview during the the Hague Tribunal : 'What are your hobbies?' [10w] "I enjoy gardening because weeding reminds me of ethnic cleansing."